Rules:
Go to the Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name: Laurel

A beautiful girl whos greatest wish is to be loved unconditionally. She loves dancing in the rain, spinning in endless circles till she collapses from exaustion and watches the colours of the rainbow fly overhead.

2.) Your age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready

3.) What should you be doing today: Sleeping (its to early)
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma

(EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

4.) Favorite color: Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
(WTF IS KOOL-AID)

5.) Birthplace: Glasgow
Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"
Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"
(lol)

6.) Month of your birth: January
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my boss will be hung over too


7.) Last person you talked to: Kimberley
a good friend and is very nice twords other people. a real lazy worker but still get the job done

8.) One of your nicknames: Spicecake
Describes an attractive woman, used among friends to describe a pretty woman in the room by being descrete.
"Hey bro, check out the spicecake by the wall" "Hey man, you see the spicecake walk in a minute ago?"


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